What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Goldfinger

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun